Here it is:
Q: Why did the skunk take a bath?
A: Because he peed in the car!
Ok, he's two. He's got a few years to work on the punchline before he takes his show on the road.
This joke was very likely inspired by a ride in the car with the FMF, during which they pretended to squirt ketchup at attacking space skunks.
I'm not sure about these New Englanders. This sounds much more like something that would happen in California.
In other news: We're adopting a black lab, and we'll pick her up in Connecticut on Wednesday. She's a two-year-old southern belle and leaves tomorrow to make the long journey from Tennessee. Her foster mama says she's one sweet, gentle doggie. I'll post pictures when I've got 'em.
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Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To get to d'other side and eat a peanut!
How's a hummingbird hum? 'Cause he f'get to know his words!! -FMF