Family Phrases of 2010

I feel obliged to join in the end of the year summing up, so here are our most oft repeated phrases of 2010 (I'll leave it to you to figure out whom said which):

"Did you lose the mail?"

"Please put your flat iron away."

"Come wipe my tushie!"

"Did you see on Facebook . . ."

"Come say your thankfuls."

"Please keep your saliva in your mouth."

"Who tooted?"

"Have you washed my jeans?"

"Do I have preschool today?"

"Did you know that bees. . . "

"I want you to wake up now!"

"She needs a walk."

"I'm not going to play with you ever again!"

"Did you hear that podcast where. . ."

"It's a rainy day; can we go to Chuck E. Cheese?"

"Leave it!"

"Can I get dressed and watch a show?"

"Where are you working tomorrow?"

"The library books are overdue."

"Is that your big boy voice?"

"Are we going no where today?"

"It's another rejection."

"Two minutes, and then it's someone else's turn."

"When I'm a parent, I'll never . . . "

"Please take your finger out of your nose."

"Has anyone fed the dog?"

"I need privacy!"

"Ooh, can we do a trade?"

"How do you ask politely?"

"Add it to the list."

"I found a mushroom!"

"I'm going to count to three, and then what's going to happen?"
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What are yours?